There is nothing like painting my toenails to make me realize that:
a) it makes me feel prettier and like I’m taking just a little better care of myself – even if I could probably sand furniture with the bottoms of my feet
b) it’s ok to have a slight addiction to buying nail polish – as long as I’m keeping to the clearance section
c) blue-green is not really a good shade for my skin tone
d) summer is coming and I can’t wait for tanned toes, and warm days/nights with fruity cocktails by the pool
e) I am 33, not 23 – sparkly polish doesn’t suit me anymore
f) nobody really will give a shit unless I paint my fingernails with it – and even then, who cares?
g) I really think about some weird shit while I’m doing my toes